This is the one day of the year when — if you’re American — you’re practically required to wear red, white and blue. But for those of you heading out to the fireworks tonight, who really want to get blinged-out, USA-style, check out these heels from Stuart Weitzman, adorned with the American flag.

OK, I’ll admit, they’re incredibly tacky — downright ugly, in fact. But you’ll be able to wear them every 4th of July for the rest of your life, and no one will make fun of you. Plus, they’re sparkly!